4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
