I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
