I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Randomize
