Betty ford says i'm here all night
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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