Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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