Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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