Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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