I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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