I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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