Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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