he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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