u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just wanna soil my oats bro
True but thats because hes a fetus.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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