i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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