thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
