It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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