Your dad touched me again.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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