im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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