why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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