these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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