woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Shame is for Republicans.
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