I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
And then he peed in my hair
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