we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
