I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
These tits shall not be calmed
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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