Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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