All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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