Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
then he tried to convert me to islam
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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