i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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