You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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