No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
