just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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