I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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