I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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