I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
