Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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