No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
