"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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