Its about making memories worth repressing
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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