i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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