Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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