As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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