Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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