So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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