I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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