jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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