Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My balls are so social today.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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