thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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