But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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