How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I am mentally ready for anal.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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