theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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