There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The uberlube is also flammable
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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